Ass and Titties Classic T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bold, cheeky, and guaranteed to get laughs—the Ass and Titties Classic T-Shirt is designed for those who embrace humor and authenticity in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle. With its playful slogan, this tee is an instant conversation starter and a fun way to show off your personality at lifestyle events, casual nights out, or just relaxing with friends.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this classic tee delivers lightweight comfort with durability for everyday wear. The relaxed fit gives it a timeless silhouette that looks great on all body types and pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or layered under a hoodie. It’s versatile, comfortable, and packed with personality.

The Ass and Titties slogan represents more than humor—it’s about living unapologetically and embracing the carefree, fun-loving spirit of the lifestyle community. It’s daring, playful, and perfect for those who don’t mind turning heads.

At DK Apparel, we design clothing that celebrates individuality and inclusivity. The Ass and Titties Classic T-Shirt is more than just a funny slogan tee—it’s confidence, connection, and lifestyle pride stitched into an everyday essential.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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