Don’t Bully Me, I’ll Cum Classic T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Provocative, playful, and guaranteed to turn heads—the Don’t Bully Me, I’ll Cum Classic T-Shirt is for those who like their humor as bold as their lifestyle. Designed for swingers and the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) community, this shirt mixes shock value with laughter, making it an instant icebreaker.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, the classic cut offers a relaxed, timeless fit that works on every body type. Lightweight and durable, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while still packing the kind of message that stands out at lifestyle events, casual nights, or anywhere you want to spark conversation.

The slogan “Don’t Bully Me, I’ll Cum” pushes boundaries in a cheeky, tongue-in-cheek way, embodying the humor and confidence of the lifestyle community. It’s more than just a joke—it’s a statement that you live life unfiltered and unapologetically.

At DK Apparel, we design clothing that blends humor, self-expression, and bold personality. The Don’t Bully Me, I’ll Cum Classic T-Shirt is more than a graphic tee—it’s a confident declaration stitched into a versatile everyday piece.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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