Drunk And Horny Classic T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Loud, cheeky, and guaranteed to grab attention—the Drunk And Horny Classic T-Shirt is for those who live boldly and laugh often. Perfect for swingers, party-goers, and members of the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle, this tee blends humor with everyday comfort.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, the classic crew neck cut delivers a relaxed fit that works for all body types. Lightweight but durable, it’s designed to hold its shape wash after wash while staying comfortable for all-day wear. Whether you’re at a lifestyle event, hanging out at a party, or just want to wear your mood proudly, this shirt has you covered.

The slogan “Drunk And Horny” is unapologetically playful—an instant icebreaker that turns strangers into friends and sets the tone for a good time. More than just a graphic tee, it’s a piece of personality that celebrates humor and authentic self-expression.

At DK Apparel, we design clothing that reflects individuality and lifestyle pride. The Drunk And Horny Classic T-Shirt is more than just apparel—it’s confidence, laughter, and connection stitched into a timeless everyday piece.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

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