I Eat Ass And Cookies Classic T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Sweet, cheeky, and impossible to ignore—the I Eat Ass And Cookies Classic T-Shirt blends humor with bold lifestyle pride. Perfect for swingers and those in the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) community, this tee proves you can keep it lighthearted while still making a daring statement.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, the classic crew neck design offers a timeless fit that looks great on every body type. Durable yet lightweight, it’s comfortable for everyday wear while strong enough to keep its shape wash after wash. Whether you’re hitting a lifestyle party, hanging out with friends, or just want to drop a joke into your wardrobe, this shirt delivers.

The playful slogan “I Eat Ass And Cookies” is equal parts risqué and fun—it’s a wink, a laugh, and a guaranteed conversation starter all in one. More than just a graphic tee, it’s a bold expression of humor and authenticity that connects you with the lifestyle community.

At DK Apparel, we design clothing that celebrates individuality and confidence. The I Eat Ass And Cookies Classic T-Shirt is more than just apparel—it’s proof that style, humor, and personality can be stitched into one bold package.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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