I Eat Ass And Cookies Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Cheeky, confident, and guaranteed to turn heads—the I Eat Ass And Cookies Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt is perfect for those who live boldly and love to mix humor with lifestyle pride. Designed for the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) community, this fitted tee delivers laughs while keeping your look sleek and modern.

Made from a soft cotton blend, the fabric hugs your frame in a flattering cut without sacrificing comfort. Lightweight and breathable, it’s ideal for lifestyle parties, casual outings, or simply showing off your playful side day-to-day. Built to last, the fitted design keeps its shape wash after wash, making it a reliable go-to in your wardrobe.

The cheeky slogan “I Eat Ass And Cookies” is playful yet daring—a conversation starter that reflects confidence, humor, and authentic self-expression. It’s more than just a graphic tee—it’s a personality piece designed to connect through laughter.

At DK Apparel, we create apparel that celebrates individuality and bold humor. The I Eat Ass And Cookies Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt is more than clothing—it’s a wink, a laugh, and a confident statement stitched into everyday style.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia