I Shaved My Balls For This? Classic T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bold, hilarious, and guaranteed to spark conversation—the I Shaved My Balls For This? Classic T-Shirt is perfect for swingers and those in the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to show it. With its tongue-in-cheek slogan, this tee is the ultimate icebreaker.

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, the classic crew neck cut delivers a relaxed fit that looks great on every body type. Lightweight yet durable, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while strong enough to keep its shape wash after wash. Whether you’re heading to a lifestyle event, hanging out with friends, or just want to add humor to your wardrobe, this tee has you covered.

The playful slogan “I Shaved My Balls For This?” captures the risqué humor and fun-loving spirit of the lifestyle community. It’s more than just a joke—it’s a bold expression of personality and confidence that turns a simple shirt into a statement piece.

At DK Apparel, we design apparel that celebrates individuality, humor, and authentic connection. The I Shaved My Balls For This? Classic T-Shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a laugh, a wink, and a lifestyle nod stitched into everyday wear.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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