I'm Here To F%&k Somebody's Wife Unisex Hoodie | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bold, unapologetic, and designed to spark conversation—the I’m Here To F%&k Somebody’s Wife Unisex Hoodie is made for those who live confidently in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle. With its cheeky slogan, this hoodie isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for people who embrace humor, authenticity, and fearless self-expression.

Made from a soft cotton-poly blend, this hoodie offers warmth, breathability, and durability for everyday wear. The unisex fit ensures it looks great on all body types, while the adjustable drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket bring comfort and practicality. Whether you’re wearing it to a lifestyle event, hanging with friends, or lounging at home, this hoodie keeps you cozy while making a statement.

The I’m Here To F%&k Somebody’s Wife slogan embodies the playful and adventurous spirit of the lifestyle. It’s not just about humor—it’s about being open, bold, and comfortable enough to laugh at yourself while celebrating community connection.

At DK Apparel, every design is built to reflect individuality, confidence, and inclusivity. The I’m Here To F%&k Somebody’s Wife Unisex Hoodie is more than just clothing—it’s humor, lifestyle pride, and authentic self-expression stitched into one daring hoodie.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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