Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Classic T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Clothing – DK Apparel

Simple in cut, outrageous in message—the Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Classic T-Shirt is made for those who refuse to blend in. This tee is a staple piece for swingers and those in the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle who love mixing humor with bold authenticity.

Made from soft, durable cotton with a timeless crew neck fit, the classic silhouette is designed to flatter any body type. The fabric breathes easily, making it perfect for everyday wear, while the slogan makes sure you’ll never go unnoticed at lifestyle events, parties, or casual get-togethers.

The cheeky message isn’t just about shock value—it’s about celebrating the freedom, openness, and playful energy that defines the lifestyle community. It’s a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and an unapologetic way to wear your truth with confidence.

Pair it with jeans, shorts, or even layered under a jacket—this tee adapts to your vibe while keeping your personality front and center.

At DK Apparel, we design apparel that embraces individuality, humor, and the connections that matter most. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Classic T-Shirt isn’t just a graphic tee—it’s a lifestyle statement stitched into your everyday wardrobe.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

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