Shit Happens When You Party Naked Classic T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Playful, bold, and always a good conversation starter—the Shit Happens When You Party Naked Classic T-Shirt is made for those who embrace humor and confidence in the lifestyle. With a relaxed fit and soft cotton blend, this tee is equal parts comfortable and cheeky, making it perfect for parties, travel, or casual everyday wear.

The classic cut provides a versatile silhouette that works for every body type. Lightweight and breathable, it keeps you cool through long nights or laid-back afternoons. Reinforced stitching ensures it holds up wash after wash, so it’s a reliable staple you’ll keep reaching for.

The phrase “Shit Happens When You Party Naked” is more than a laugh—it’s a playful nod to swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) culture. Fun, bold, and instantly recognizable, it’s a shirt that speaks to openness and adventure while still being casual enough for day-to-day style.

Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket for a versatile look. At DK Apparel, we design apparel that blends humor, personality, and lifestyle pride. This classic tee is the perfect mix of comfort and confidence.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico