Shit Happens When You Party Naked Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Funny, bold, and made to stand out—the Shit Happens When You Party Naked Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt is a cheeky lifestyle essential that brings humor and style together. With its sleek cut and playful phrase, this tee is perfect for lifestyle events, vacations, or everyday wear that shows off personality with confidence.

Crafted from a soft cotton blend, the fitted cut hugs your frame for a modern, flattering look without sacrificing comfort. Lightweight and breathable, it’s great for warm days or layering under a jacket. Reinforced seams ensure it stays durable wash after wash, keeping it a reliable staple in your collection.

The phrase “Shit Happens When You Party Naked” is more than just humor—it’s a cheeky nod to swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) culture. Fun, provocative, and instantly a conversation starter, this tee adds bold energy to any outfit.

At DK Apparel, we create lifestyle apparel that blends humor, pride, and individuality. The Shit Happens When You Party Naked Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt is perfect for anyone who loves to bring fun and confidence into their wardrobe.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

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