Shit Happens When You Party Naked Unisex Hoodie | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bring humor and confidence into your wardrobe with the Shit Happens When You Party Naked Unisex Hoodie. Perfect for those in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle, this hoodie celebrates fun, laughter, and the unexpected moments that make every experience memorable.

Made from a soft cotton-poly blend, this hoodie balances warmth, breathability, and durability. The unisex fit ensures it flatters all body types, while the adjustable drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket add practical comfort for everyday wear. Whether you’re at a lifestyle event, traveling with friends, or just relaxing at home, this hoodie keeps you cozy while sparking conversations.

The cheeky slogan captures the playful side of the lifestyle community. It’s not just about the humor—it’s a reflection of openness, connection, and living without fear of judgment. This hoodie is for those who enjoy being bold, authentic, and unapologetically themselves.

At DK Apparel, we design apparel that celebrates individuality and inclusivity. The Shit Happens When You Party Naked Unisex Hoodie is more than clothing—it’s a statement of humor, confidence, and the fun-loving spirit that defines the lifestyle.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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