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You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Classic T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Classic T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

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Cheeky, bold, and guaranteed to get a laugh—the You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Classic T-Shirt is a playful addition to any lifestyle wardrobe. With its relaxed fit and clever phrase, this tee is perfect for lifestyle events, vacations, or everyday wear that shows off your humor.

Crafted from a soft cotton blend, the fabric is breathable, lightweight, and comfortable enough for all-day wear. The classic cut delivers a relaxed silhouette that looks great on all body types, while reinforced stitching ensures durability wash after wash. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket for versatile styling.

The phrase “You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis” is more than just a laugh—it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) culture. Fun, provocative, and instantly a conversation starter, it’s the kind of shirt that captures confidence and humor all in one.

At DK Apparel, we create lifestyle apparel that celebrates openness, individuality, and cheeky humor. The You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Classic T-Shirt does exactly that—making it a must-have piece for anyone who loves bold fashion with personality.



• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3

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