You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Unisex Hoodie | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Cheeky, bold, and perfect for layering—the You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Unisex Hoodie is a playful lifestyle essential made for comfort with attitude. Whether you’re at a lifestyle event, relaxing at home, or stepping out casually, this hoodie delivers humor, warmth, and personality all in one.

Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend, the fabric is soft on the outside and cozy fleece-lined on the inside. The unisex cut gives it a relaxed fit that works for all body types, while the ribbed cuffs and waistband help it keep its shape over time. A roomy kangaroo pocket adds practicality, and the adjustable drawstring hood gives it a casual edge.

The phrase “You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis” is more than just a laugh—it’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) culture. Fun, provocative, and instantly a conversation starter, it’s a confident way to showcase humor and lifestyle pride.

At DK Apparel, we create clothing that blends comfort, humor, and individuality. The You Can’t Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Unisex Hoodie embodies all three, making it a standout piece in any lifestyle wardrobe.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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