Ass & Titties Flex Fit Hat

The Ass & Titties Flex Fit Hat is a bold, playful accessory designed for those in the swinger and ethical non-monogamy (ENM) lifestyle who love to bring humor into their fashion. With its cheeky embroidered phrase, this hat is made to spark laughter, break the ice, and showcase your personality with confidence.

Crafted with a Flex Fit design, this hat offers a snug, comfortable fit that adapts naturally to your head without snaps or straps. The embroidered “Ass & Titties” design is crisp and durable, ensuring long-lasting wear while keeping the look sharp and stylish.

Perfect for lifestyle events, vacations, club nights, or casual everyday outings, the Ass & Titties Flex Fit Hat is more than just headwear — it’s a conversation starter. Pair it with a DK Apparel t-shirt, hoodie, or accessories to complete a confident lifestyle look that blends humor with pride.

As with all DK Apparel gear, individuality and inclusivity are at the core of this design. That’s why we also offer free custom requests — if you’d like your own phrase, logo, or lifestyle design embroidered on a Flex Fit hat, we’ll create it at no additional cost.

Celebrate confidence, laughter, and lifestyle pride with the Ass & Titties Flex Fit Hat, exclusively from DK Apparel.

• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band
• Silver undervisor
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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