I Eat Ass And Cookies Men’s Tank Top | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Playful, daring, and built for laughs—the I Eat Ass And Cookies Men’s Tank Top is for those who live life unapologetically and love to mix humor with confidence. Perfect for the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle, this cheeky design is an instant conversation starter wherever you wear it.

Made from a breathable cotton blend, this tank top keeps you cool while its athletic-inspired cut delivers a modern, flattering fit. Lightweight and durable, it’s perfect for lifestyle events, pool parties, gym days, or just hanging out with friends. Reinforced edges hold their shape wash after wash, so you can count on this tank to last as long as your sense of humor.

The bold slogan “I Eat Ass And Cookies” combines risqué fun with a playful twist, perfectly capturing the adventurous energy of the lifestyle community. It’s more than just a joke—it’s a statement about confidence, authenticity, and enjoying life with no filters.

At DK Apparel, we design apparel that blends humor, individuality, and lifestyle pride. The I Eat Ass And Cookies Men’s Tank Top isn’t just clothing—it’s a laugh, a wink, and a bold declaration stitched into your wardrobe.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US