Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men's Premium Tank

Unapologetic, cheeky, and designed to stand out—the Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men’s Premium Tank is made for guys who embrace humor and confidence in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle. With its daring slogan and athletic cut, this premium tank is both a statement and a staple.

Crafted from a high-quality cotton blend, this tank top is soft, breathable, and built for durability. The premium fit highlights the chest and shoulders, offering a flattering silhouette without sacrificing comfort. Perfect for workouts, beach days, lifestyle events, or casual nights out, it’s built to keep you cool while making a bold impression.

The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends design is more than just a slogan—it’s a playful nod to the adventurous spirit of the lifestyle community. Fun, flirty, and provocative, it’s a piece that sparks conversation while celebrating confidence and connection.

At DK Apparel, we design apparel that celebrates individuality, humor, and inclusivity. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men’s Premium Tank is more than fitness wear—it’s lifestyle pride, bold humor, and authentic expression stitched into one daring piece.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
• Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186.48 g/m²)
• Soft-washed and tight-knit mid/heavyweight material
• Relaxed fit
• Extra soft surface
• Sleeveless drop arm
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh