Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men’s Tank Top | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

When the weather heats up, so does your style. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men’s Tank Top is made for those who live bold, laugh hard, and thrive in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle. With its cheeky slogan and clean design, this tank is as much a statement as it is a comfortable wardrobe staple.

Crafted from breathable cotton with a modern athletic cut, this tank keeps you cool while giving you room to move. Perfect for lifestyle events, poolside parties, gym sessions, or casual days out, it’s versatile enough to wear almost anywhere—and daring enough to guarantee you won’t go unnoticed.

The unapologetic slogan “Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends” embodies humor, confidence, and the playful openness of the lifestyle community. Whether you’re sparking a conversation, sharing a laugh, or just showing off your sense of humor, this tank makes it effortless.

At DK Apparel, we believe clothing should do more than cover you—it should express who you are. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Men’s Tank Top is a reminder to live authentically, connect freely, and never take life too seriously.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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