Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Make a statement that’s as bold as your lifestyle. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt is designed for swingers and the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) community who want a sleek, flattering fit with a cheeky, unfiltered slogan.

Cut with a modern fitted silhouette, this tee hugs your frame in all the right ways while offering the comfort of soft, breathable cotton. It’s lightweight yet durable, making it perfect for everyday wear, lifestyle events, or nights where you want to turn heads. The short sleeve design keeps it casual, while the bold message guarantees you won’t fade into the background.

The slogan “Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends” embodies humor, confidence, and authenticity—the playful spirit of the lifestyle community stitched into a wearable icebreaker. Whether you’re out at a club, relaxing with friends, or sparking laughs at a party, this fitted tee delivers style and personality in one.

At DK Apparel, we believe clothing should reflect your boldness, your individuality, and your lifestyle. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Short Sleeve Fitted T-Shirt does exactly that: it’s not just clothing—it’s connection, humor, and self-expression.

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Pre-shrunk
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Mexico, or Cambodia

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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