Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Unisex Hoodie | Swinger, ENM & Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Make a statement that’s equal parts cheeky and confident with the Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Unisex Hoodie. Designed for those in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle who aren’t afraid to laugh, connect, and live boldly, this hoodie is the perfect blend of humor and style.

Crafted from a premium cotton-poly blend, it offers reliable warmth and comfort while staying durable through everyday wear. The relaxed unisex cut makes it flattering on all body types, while the adjustable drawstring hood and front pouch pocket keep it practical and functional. Whether you’re headed to a lifestyle event, a weekend getaway, or just lounging with friends, this hoodie has you covered.

The playful slogan sparks conversation and captures the fun-loving, adventurous energy that defines the lifestyle community. It’s more than just clothing—it’s a reflection of authenticity, freedom, and the joy of not taking life too seriously.

At DK Apparel, every piece is designed to celebrate individuality and inclusivity. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Unisex Hoodie is more than just a hoodie—it’s a lifestyle statement, a wink of humor, and a reminder to embrace every moment.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

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