Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt | Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bold humor meets effortless comfort in the Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt. Designed for women in the swinger and ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle who love a cheeky slogan and a relaxed, easygoing fit, this tee is all about confidence with a playful twist.

Made with a soft cotton blend, the fabric drapes loosely without clinging, creating a flattering silhouette for every body type. The relaxed cut offers comfort you can wear all day while still making a strong statement at lifestyle events, casual outings, or fun nights with friends. Pair it with leggings, shorts, or jeans for a look that’s comfortable yet daring.

The unapologetic slogan, “Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends,” captures the carefree energy of the lifestyle community. It’s more than just a graphic—it’s a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and a bold way to express your authentic self.

At DK Apparel, our mission is to create lifestyle apparel that celebrates humor, inclusivity, and individuality. The Life Is Short, Fuck Your Friends Women’s Relaxed T-Shirt is proof that comfort and bold self-expression can go hand in hand.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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