Mike Oxlong Classic T-Shirt | Funny Swinger & ENM Lifestyle Apparel – DK Apparel

Bold humor never goes out of style—and the Mike Oxlong Classic T-Shirt proves it. Designed for swingers and those in the ENM (ethical non-monogamy) lifestyle who enjoy a clever, risqué joke, this shirt is all about fun, laughter, and sparking conversation.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, the classic crew neck cut offers a relaxed fit that works on every body type. Lightweight yet durable, it’s built for everyday comfort while holding up through repeated washes. Whether you’re heading to a lifestyle event, a party, or just want to drop a cheeky punchline into your daily wardrobe, this tee delivers.

The “Mike Oxlong” joke may be playful, but it also embodies the humor and carefree attitude that makes the lifestyle community so unique. It’s the kind of shirt that gets people laughing, turns strangers into friends, and sets the tone for a night of fun.

At DK Apparel, we specialize in apparel that blends humor, individuality, and lifestyle pride. The Mike Oxlong Classic T-Shirt isn’t just another graphic tee—it’s your chance to show off your playful side with confidence.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico